A little about me. Also, porno double. My tits are way bigger than her scant chest.

How does one describe themselves? I could say I'm witty, sarcastic and fucking adorable to boot. I suppose my body type would be "curvy"? I would like to be a little less stay-puff marshmallow and a little more Rubenesque however.

Mom of two toddlers. You wont hear about them much, they have already taken over my LJ and FB, no need for them to seep into here. Typical dysfunctional family of man, woman, two children and dog.

I could say I plan to post on here daily but it's most likely a lie. I have like zero motivation to do anything anymore. So instead of filling your head with false hopes, enjoy my porn double and I~



Creepy, eh?