Je Jou Uma!

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Jopin intensity

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It inflates, eletcrostimulates, vibrates and works your PC muscles! Total sploosh!

I no longer need creativity, this fucker will do the magic for me!

So I was gifted with my early birthday present today. A new camera. A Sony a390. This thing does all the work for me, it's delicious. I'll post some pretties to prove it soon!

Reminds me of the fair!

So I have a yeast infection. Nothing too terrible, just itchy. I picked up cream for it last night after work, and here is a conversation about it.

*in bed, naked. Hubs is standing next to the bed*
Me- I cant wear underwear because my vag needs to breathe
Hubs- Don't yeast all over the bed :[
Me- I'll yeast all over you
Hubs- Eww, I'll be like a corndog!


We are such classy beings.
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I'm down to 158lbs! Horray for losing water weight!

My arms hurt.

A little about me. Also, porno double. My tits are way bigger than her scant chest.

How does one describe themselves? I could say I'm witty, sarcastic and fucking adorable to boot. I suppose my body type would be "curvy"? I would like to be a little less stay-puff marshmallow and a little more Rubenesque however.

Mom of two toddlers. You wont hear about them much, they have already taken over my LJ and FB, no need for them to seep into here. Typical dysfunctional family of man, woman, two children and dog.

I could say I plan to post on here daily but it's most likely a lie. I have like zero motivation to do anything anymore. So instead of filling your head with false hopes, enjoy my porn double and I~



Creepy, eh?